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Sweet Potato Souffle for Thanksgiving

One of my most popular recipes EVER, and just in time for Thanksgiving!

DIY Painted Photo Backdrops

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Golden Sweet Corn Bread Mini Muffins

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Easy Sweet Potato Pie (without a crust!)

The easiest (and healthiest) pumpkin pie recipe ever!

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Tip Testing for Sweeter Pineapple!

Every so once in a while, I like to share a useful tip with you lovely readers!  For some reason, it usually involves fruit & veggies...  See my strawberry tip, melon tip, orange cleaner tip, can tip (featuring corn), tomato seed tip, and green onion tips for proof.  :)

Anyways, we tried this out this tip before a party to see if it would make our pineapple sweeter.  Check it out!


Tip Testing for Sweeter Pineapple


First of all, let me share with you the tip that I was testing out!

Six Delicious Dishes... But No Blog Posts?

This is going to be a very, very liberating post for me actually!  I have held on to some of these pictures for months, and I just decided to share them all with you in one fell swoop.  :)  For different reasons, these are dishes that I am not going to share the recipes for, like the one that I came up with but forgot how I made...

Here are all of my unblogged dishes of 2013.  :)

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Persimmon Pudding

By the time I made the Persimmon Spice Tea CakePersimmon Cranberry Oatmeal, and Persimmon Crumble, I was up to my ears in persimmons!  I tried to make a sweet persimmon banana pudding with the rest, but it was awful.  Not a delicious dish, as hinted at in the title but the rest are!



Persimmon Cake

I used the puree to make a cake, which looked terrible but was amazing!  It almost reminded me of a sticky toffee pudding because it was so nice and moist.  I would have loved to share it with you (with better plating), BUT I forgot to write down my final ratio of ingredients, which makes it a completely useless recipe.  Oops!

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Pumpkin Lasagna

This was a lasagna I whipped together quickly when I had extra ricotta in the refrigerator and canned pumpkin in the pantry.  Well, it was just okay...  not blogworthy, even though it was completely eaten.  Simply put, it did not get a passing grade at all!

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Corn Salsa

I made a nice little roasted corn salsa to serve as a side dish, but I never plated it.  In fact, this is a quick picture that I took with my phone before I just decided to eat it like a salad.  Points for flavor, but a big fat 0 for photography & plating.

7 Thanksgiving Fails (and How to Avoid Them!)

As I mentioned in my Thanksgiving Menu Ideas post, I have had to come up with all of our family recipes over the last several years.  There are MANY things I have learned, and last year was the first time everything went off without a hitch.  I hope I don't jinx myself!

Here are seven of my past Thanksgiving fails and how you can avoid them!


1. Not Delegating / Making EVERYTHING From Scratch

Thanksgiving Fails 1 - Ham

When we first started having Thanksgiving at our house, I wanted to cook the whole thing myself (with some mom and sister help) from scratch!  If I were to plan everything out perfectly, I would have to cook day and night and with work nowadays, it's just not possible.  Now, I delegate more!  First of all, I don't eat pork, so it would be impossible for me to make a ham myself.  I have tons of family who always offer to bring a dish, so why not let them!  Also, I have to let go of the fact that not everything is going to be made from scratch, so I ignore my inner perfectionist.  When my aunt brings us a pre-made ham, I'm just happy to see her and celebrate the holiday!



2. Cooking Dishes Because I'm "Supposed" To Make Them

My pies made from scratch.  Ugly but tasty!

My family is funny.  They decided long ago that my sweet potato casserole is their favorite dessert and they wouldn't eat apple pie or pumpkin pie, even if you bribed them.  It's just not their favorite, even when I bought storebought pies the next year.  I thought we HAD to have pies because it's what you do on Thanksgiving.  Basically, if you know no one will eat it, don't bother make it!  Same thing for cranberry sauce, it just never gets eaten.  It's off the menu!


3. Serving an Untested Dish

Thanksgiving Fails 5 - Two Stuffings

Weekly Wrap-Up + New Website Announcement!

Although the weekend was a restful one, I definitely have a lot to share!

For one thing, I have an announcement to make.  It's rough around the edges right now, but I started a new blog called The Episodic Eater for all of my food adventures!  I will continue to share my foodie fun here, but you can head there to see ALL of the pictures, as well as more commentary on the restaurant decor/ambiance and the food itself.  It will basically be my chance to play amateur food critic!  I hope to see you there!

And now, back to today's regularly scheduled Weekly Wrap-Up post!


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Last Weekend

After New Orleans, I had some work to do over the weekend, so I was really delighted when my guy decided to make dinner. Garlic bread and lemon pasta!  The noodles were these fancy noodles with a thin hole in the center.  Delicious!


Weekly Wrap-Up on Diane's Vintage Zest!


We broke open one of the caramel apples from New Orleans, which had been sitting on the counter taunting me...  It's so beautiful isn't it?  It is coated in Butterfinger bits, which was really interesting!


Weekly Wrap-Up on Diane's Vintage Zest!


Monday - Friday

Here's a little sample of what I made in the kitchen over the week.  Some of these are from my Instagram feed actually, if you want to follow along!  I made a Ricotta & Fruit Bowl with peaches and pineapple, a batch of Banana Oatmeal Breakfast Cookies, Ropa Vieja (to be blogged about soon!), and some yogurt and fruit cups for the upcoming days.  Yum!


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Also, I developed a recipe that I cannot wait to share with you soon!  Here is a dark Instagram picture, so I don't give anything away too early.  :)

The "Accidental Bridesmaid" Dress

There's a story behind the name of this dress, but I'll get to that in a minute.

You may remember that I was sooo in love with the orange maxi dress I made last year that I decided to make it again in a shorter length.  Since it didn't need any adjustments the first time, I figured that it would be a quick project!


As you know, I've been a bit slow to sew up a few UFO's (including my blue lace dress), which I cut waaay back in January (the last picture is the fabric for this dress)!

I had a bit of time a few weekends ago, so I was finally able to sew up this dress.  I was a little unsure of what length to go with, especially since I wanted at least one modest dress, length-wise, in my wardrobe this summer.  I put it on for some advice, and my guy said, "It kind of looks like a bridesmaid dress."  NOT what I wanted to hear, even if he didn't mean it as an insult.

I hemmed it a bit shorter, and although it's better, I don't think I'll see this quite the same.  It probably won't be too bad once it is styled and in a cute outfit.  However, we'll see if this ever makes it out of my closet!


First off, I used Simplicity 3503 for my pattern.  The fabric I used was from the swap meet for initially $1/yard, but I remember bargaining for a bit less.  Same for the black stretch lining fabric.  All in all, this dress is probably in the range of $3 to $5!

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There are a few flaws that I don't mind sharing.  For whatever reason, the top part of the bodice did not call for a lining, and although I cut it anyways, I didn't include it in the final dress.  Slight mistake, but I suppose I could always add it in later.

Sewing Rewind: Fail Edition!

Now, why would I bother show you guys all of my fails?  Well, like I said in my Sewing Rewind: Works in Progress post, I wanted to show absolutely every one of my past projects, even if they ended up terribly.

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Boxy Quilted Pouch for my cousin

I had just learned how to make a zippered pouch, and I was interested in trying out a pattern for a boxy quilted pouch.  I was excited to tell my cousin about my new sewing hobby, and she said, "Make me something!"

Well, I didn't know how to tell her that it's hard to make something on demand without the appropriate supplies, so I decided to make it anyways.

I didn't have my DIY ironing board yet, so I was still cutting on the floor.  Disaster!




I quilted it wrong sides together, and it was so tiny in the end.  Probably just big enough for a few tissues or coins.  Oh well!





Black & Blue Top

From afar, this doesn't seem like a terrible top, but remember that the devil is in the details!




This was such a shifty fabric, that it was super difficult to cut.  The pattern pieces somehow were probably off, and then I made the mistake of trying to fix the pattern to what I thought would work best.  I ended making more of a mess, with a lot of puckering in the back.

Diane + Technology = Recipe for Disaster

Well, I am officially inducted into the world of bloggers...

I lost a ton of my pictures from my flash drive (along with personal photos for the past few months) and unfortunately the pictures for the post I scheduled for today were included.  Sigh...  I'm just crossing my fingers that the computer people can recover my data.  My version of Andie's Chicken Parmesan Burgers will be here another day, hopefully sooner rather than later.  :)

In the meantime, view this burger from Umamicatessen that I ate once upon a time...


Two other technology-related items that I wanted to share with you all is about the Pimp My Blog Giveaway I shared on Saturday and a couple of tips for moving to Bloglovin', which I've noticed that all of my Google followers have yet to do.  I don't want to lose you!


Update: The giveaway is over, and thank you to all who voted!
Pimp My Blog Giveaway
1. Vote for me here!
2. Tell other people to vote for me here!
3. Await my new blog makeover (assuming you did steps #1 & 2 enough times).
4. Ooh and aah over the amazing changes that Cindy made.  :)



Bloglovin' Reader Tips
First of all, there are a few items that I thought I should point you all towards on Bloglovin', should you choose this as your new reader.  And for those of you with a blog, make sure to read the next section for tips to claim your blog.

Sewing Rewind: Gifts Edition!

It is better to give than it is to receive, right?  But for us crafters who DIY gifts, it can be a nerve-wracking to hand over a handmade present for scrutiny!

Here are a few gifts that I gave to friends and family over the past several months!

Disclaimer: These are all pictures taken with my phone, prior to the development of my still mediocre camera skills !


The first item I ever gifted to someone is the goggles case that I already blogged about here.  At least I had input prior to its creation, so I wasn't as nervous as I could have been...


Next, came an item for my cousin's kid's first birthday.  I wanted to sew something for a baby so desperately that I searched through a multitude of free baby clothes patterns.  But then I realized that I didn't know his size!

Instead, I decided to sew a monogram taggie that he could use for longer anyways!  I used a few fabric, batting, and velcro scraps along with some ribbon from my mom's stash.  I put in a lot of effort because my fabric & batting sandwich was wrong twice!  However, it ended up costing a total of $0!

A Study in Fuschia - Sherlock Holmes' Pink Cape

Remember the cape that I made for my friend's winter wedding?  It was simplified from Simplicity 2285 (the irony!).  I removed the gunflaps, omitted all of the buttons, and removed the confusing pocket/hole detail (more on that later).

For the complete version of this cape, I found a really interesting fabric at the swap meet ($2/yard), which I thought would be fabulous!  Remember last week when I asked for some advice on button choice?  Well I ended up going with the fabric buttons, which were about 50 cents total.

Here's the final result!



Overall, I'm feeling just okay with the results.  Why?  First of all, it's a pretty bold piece and it kind of scares me!  Second, I accidentally put on one of the gunflaps the wrong way...  Oops, but it's actually difficult to tell in real life!  Third, it was such difficult fabric to work with that I still have some ill feelings towards it.  Not fair I know, but I can't help it!  The fabric shredded up like crazy.  Not fraying, but the fibers completely pulled apart like monkey bread!


Fourth, these pockets almost sucked the life out of me.  I couldn't figure out how they worked because I haven't done welt pockets before, which would have been helpful.  The most annoying part to figure out was the diagram that showed the hole that you leave for your hands to poke through.  I definitely stitched once and ripped twice and possibly more times than that...

A peek inside the pocket/hole combination...

Fifth, I feel like it's a little overwhelming for my frame since I'm so short, but maybe I just feel that way because of the bold print.  Lastly, the weather here has certainly warmed up to the 70s and 80s, so I probably can't wear this until next fall!  Boo.



Enough complaining!  Here are a few things that I actually love about the cape.  The gun flaps (or storm flaps)!  I didn't know they even had a name, but I think they're awesome looking.

Sewing Rewind: First clothing attempts...

My sewing practically came to a complete standstill in 2013, exactly when I started this blog.  Recently, I was finally able to get to some new items, and this sewing rewind reminds me of how far I've gotten in my skill set!  Now, I have just a few more sewing rewinds until I can say that I've completely documented all of my past projects in 2012.

You might be thinking, didn't she do a Sewing Rewind about her first clothing already?  Well, it was actually my first wearable clothing, and these are (for one reason or another) items that I haven't worn in public yet.  All worth it though even if just for the lessons I learned!

Warning: True beginning projects to follow!  Those averse to uneven hems, wonky stitch lines, and awful fabric choices avert your eyes now!  The rest of you brave souls may read on.


Elastic Waist Skirt

I had been taking my sewing class for a few weeks, dutifully making my pillowcases and other home decor when I started to get antsy about creating my own clothes.  It was nagging at me, so I searched online for a simple tutorial.  A couple of Youtube videos later, I decided to make my own skirt!

I found a gray fabric remnant for $1, and thought it would be a good fabric to try out since there was no stretch.  Voila!

Sewing Rewind: Hodgepodge edition!


When I was making up my sewing rewind lists, I ended up with a few projects that didn't really fall into one category or another.  Here is a hodgepodge of my past sewing projects, including a couple of fannypacks or waistbags, a body pillow cover, and a couple of pouches!  :)


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Sewing Rewind: Hodgepodge edition on Diane's Vintage Zest!


Dianne Von Furstenburg-Inspired Waist Bags

I was headed to Vegas for a weekend, and I wanted to bring a little pouch for the necessities: room key, money, ID, etc.  It's always a pain to have a huge purse, so I searched for a sewing pattern and came upon this from I Spy DIY!


Sewing Rewind: Hodgepodge edition on Diane's Vintage Zest!


I thought I could recreate it, so I headed to Jo-Ann's and bought fabric for the bag.  That was the easy part, but then I had to find a chain!  Since I was already headed to the swap meet for zippers, I thought I might find something and I did!

Here's what I came up with!


Sewing Rewind: Hodgepodge edition on Diane's Vintage Zest!


It can be worn cross-body style or at the waist!  And the chain that I found?  Eyeglass chains that people use to keep their eyeglasses around their neck!  I bought two of them for 50 cents apiece.  Yes!

Sewing Rewind: Works In Progress Edition!

This is a pretty embarrassing post, but I do it in the name of cataloging my past work without holding anything back.  Unfortunately, I have two as-yet unfinished projects to share with you: a green lace dress and a mustard yellow coat.  I keep thinking, "Maybe I'll finish these one day!" and they've sat for over four months now untouched!  Well here goes, warts and all...

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"Emerald is This Girl's Worst Friend" Dress



For this first dress, I had visions of an emerald green lace beauty like the one here.  The lovely lace overlay, button up front, scalloped lace hem and neckline, and cap sleeves were adorable!


Sewing Rewind: Self-drafted Edition!

At one point or another, we all decide to break out of the box and make our own patterns, either by modifying other patterns, using existing clothing, or making them from scratch.  This was TOTALLY difficult for me, because the patterns I had already sewed worked pretty well for me with very little alterations.  The prospect of failing was scary, and even though these projects were far from perfect, I learned from them and eventually tweaked them to my liking!

The reason I wanted to start sewing was to make a simple summer tank dress with an elastic waistband in fabrics that I liked.  I had been seeing a few in stores, but they were either really expensive, in a terrible fabric, or in a fabric that would be instantly recognizable to someone else who frequented the store.  That's when I decided that I would take a class to learn how to sew just a simple A-line dress.  Little did I know how obsessed I would get!


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Tank Dress, Bird tank & Ruched polka dot top

Tank Dress

For the first few weeks of class, I was very good at making my crafting projects and learning a few techniques.  In fact, I even finished a dress with sleeves, darts, and princess seams before attacking this item.  I was sure that I would totally rock it!


Please ignore the smushy dress form underneath!


And while yes, it looks fine, it wasn't what I was initially going for.  First of all, the skirt hugs the body too much because I wasn't sure how A-line my skirt should be.  So, I ended up hacking off too much.  Also, you won't be able to see this, but my pockets ended up much too low initially and some clever internal seams helped to fix this without ripping apart the entire thing!

And although I do love the fabric, it doesn't drape well.  I guess that's what happens when you don't follow the instructions on the back of the envelope (that doesn't exist).




I am impressed with how well the top fits though, and I won't make any changes to the pattern!

Travel Pains, I mean Travel Plans! + Scoring Free Internet!

This post is up so late today because I am in the airport the airplane New York now!  I think I spent this whole weekend on the computer or on the phone making travel plans.  Long story short, always make sure your e-mail itinerary also means you have tickets.  Apparently they can charge you money and send you a schedule with the tickets you wanted to purchase, but not actually give you tickets.  Therefore, when you try to check in, they say you have no tickets. Whaaaaaa?

This was intended to be a post about yummy falafel I made, but I scrapped it in order to vent and share some travel plans!


In a few months I will be headed to Europe!  We spent Saturday evening and Sunday morning planning out our route and searching for the best deal for our flights.   Mission accomplished!  We had quality time with our cameras and a huge dry erase board that I drew our calendar on with proposed dates, cities we wanted to visit, and possible routes.

The final itinerary includes London, Southern Ireland, Paris, Brussels, Ghent, Bruges, and Amsterdam!

*Update: See the whole trip here!*














It will be a pretty long trip, and living out of a suitcase for nearly a month will be pretty ridiculous!  So, now to plan hotels, activities, and (most importantly) restaurants for everywhere.  I do like a bit of flexibility here and there, but I have the tendency to overplan rather than underplan.  In fact, if anyone has suggestions feel free to email me at vintagezest (at)  gmail (dot) com or comment below.

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A couple of years ago, we went to Eastern Europe, which was a huge undertaking for our first multi-city trip together.  Just the having to exchange money  every few days was a big pain at times.  That trip took us a while to plan because we went to Budapest, Vienna, Prague, and a couple cities in Croatia.  We had never experienced any of those cities, so it was all new to us!

I accrued a bunch of experience in the planning of that trip and during the trip itself.  Hopefully, this will be a much easier and smoother experience.  At one point during that trip, we tried to check in for a flight that ended up being cancelled due to low numbers, but we were never informed.  We were stranded in the airport and ended up walking around Zagreb before heading to our final destination very late.  Needless to say, we will triple check with the airlines next time directly instead of relying on our discount sites.  FYI, Malev Airlines has since gone out of business...

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Luckily, although I can be very Type A, I feel like getting lost is sometimes part of the experience, and makes for a great story after the fact.  Don't you think so too?

Over the next couple of weeks I will also start to share some of my travel tips, even though I'm no travel expert.  However, I did manage to squeeze this blog post into today's rotation using the free Internet I scored on the plane!  Yes!

Today's travel tip is to utilize the chat function for the Internet service provided on the airplane.  I was in mid-type when I had to shut off my phone.  Therefore, I didn't know if the falafel recipe saved.  I asked the customer service if I could have 10 minutes to check, and she granted me a full hour!  Score!  That's how I get to publish today by typing on my tiny iPhone keyboard.  But hey, it works!

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Also, for tomorrow's sewing rewind I have a few items to share which are invaluable when traveling.  They're not as necessary as a suitcase or neck pillow, but I can't leave home without them (cue VISA ad).

Does anyone have any travel advice or horror stories to share?




Sewing Rewind: Holiday Edition!

I wanted to recap some of the sewing projects that I made before starting this blog in my new mini-series "Sewing Rewind."  Remember, I only started sewing last April, so be nice!

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Holiday Edition

These are the three garments I made for the holiday season.  Ups and downs, but I learned a LOT about drafting my own patterns.


*Update* New (and better) photographs of each article of clothing are now included!





Christmas Dress

I bought some flowy fabric from the swap meet at $1/yard because I thought it was so pretty!  I immediately knew that I wanted to use Butterick 5750.  Later on, I found the same fabric (in different colors) in a Forever 21 blouse.



The results were pretty good, and my cousin's three-year-old called me Princess the whole night because it was so swishy.  Yay!

Ignore the black tights at the bottom.  It was cold on Christmas!



I didn't notice until adding this picture that the lining wasn't pulled down all around.  Doh!

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